I'm the "poster child for a douche?"
You mean, I'm the one to whom you turn when you've got that "not so fresh" feeling?
I'm telling you Henny, I've had some strange compliments in the past -- mostly from overweight drag queens who can't understand the Langer shit -- but that one has to take the cake.
But, um, thanks. For the compliment, and the bump. You fvcking idiot.
Phaedrus